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Envious with coworker’s promotion, Florida businessman paints office with honey to exact revenge

MELBOURNE, FL - Disgruntled mid-level associate, Graham McDoogal, was arrested on 4 counts of vandalism earlier today after leaving his...

Queen Bee To Become Powerless Figurehead as Local Hive Transitions to Representative Democracy

MELBOURNE, FL - In a sweeping and stunning political move, a local beehive has decided to officially transition from monarchy...

Jacksonville Termites banned from college basketball tournament after eating court.

JACKSONVILLE, FL - A shocking turn of events took place last night during the first round of the College Bugsketball Turner-ment.  8th seed Jacksonville Termites have...

Local government mandates residents in odd-numbered zip codes only perform rain dances on Tuesdays and Sundays.

DAYTONA BEACH, FL - Realizing the importance of irrigation, homeowners in the northern half of Florida have begun performing ancient...

Local Man Hoping Strongly Worded Sanctions Will Solve Termite Problem

OCALA, FL - Fed up with termites devouring the infrastructure of his home at an increasingly rapid rate, Ocala native...

Roach Pulls Off El Chapo-like Escape

TAMPA, FL - Scurrying through a flurry of flip-flops, kitchen utensils and what law officials believe to be the urn...